New Starburst review. Ouija is yet another tedious horror featuring pretty young things being menaced by some supernatural force they accidentally unleash and must search for a way to stop it. Yawn.
If you couldn’t guess the general plot of the film from the title alone, after the mysterious suicide of a pretty blonde teenager her friends attempt to contact her using the titular game board to properly say goodbye, because the funeral and wake were apparently inadequate in this regard. But of course, it’s not a game – or you should “keep telling yourself it’s only a game,” as we are told by the eye roll-inducing tagline that some marketing gimp actually got paid to come up with – and the gormless young things become tormented by a restless spirit who’s, like, totally trying to warn them about something. Read the rest here.